Holy Shit, I Remembered Your Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all hand-pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality...
I Love That You Hate The Same People As I Do Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary or Valentine's Card that has been designed and printed in the UK. Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us...
Let's Get Drunk Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality...
Life Hack: Don't Be A Prick Card
£2.95
A funny card for (almost) any occasion. Hand-pressed with bright orange neon foil. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to...
With Age Comes Wisdom. Well, Usually - Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken...
You Are My Favourite. If We Don't Count Dogs Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary or Valentine's Card. Hand-pressed with neon pink foil. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out...
Your Instagram Will Be Unbearable Now - New Baby Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all hand-pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope....
Your Postie Is A Thief Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio in the UK. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed...
I'd Still Hug You If You Were A Cactus Card
£2.95
Sad fact about this cactus - as a child he was never allowed a balloon. Make him happy by giving him to your sweetheart.They claim a fully hydrated cactus is...
A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
£2.95
An updated take on the old saying 'a watched pot never boils' - a watched status update never gets liked. A perfect funny card for social media addicts. Printed on G...
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Snapchat Filter Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card perfect for Snapchat addicted teenagers We've updated a range of popular sayings for the 2020s. It's true, beauty is in the eye of...
Because Alexa Said So, That's Why Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card that's perfect for Mother's Day! Perfect for anyone whose mum's response to any question was "because I said so". Printed on G . F...
Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card
£0.50 £2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour. Parents often complain "Money doesn't grow on trees" - but these days,...
Don't Count Your Avos Before They're Smashed Card
£2.95
A funny card for the millennial generation - great as a birthday card for an avocado lover. Don't count your avos before they're smashed - wise words for anyone who...
Don't Cry Over Spilt Oat Milk Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - ideal for vegans or lovers of oat milk. An updated take on the popular phrase 'don't cry over spilt milk' - for...
I Am Not Your Personal Uber Driver Card
£2.95
An update on the old parental moan. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s. Perfect for any occasion. Card is...
Never Judge A Kindle By Its Cover Card
£2.95
They used to say 'never judge a book by its cover', but we think that needs updating for the 2020s. A great card for any Kindle fan or book lover....
No Pudding Until You Finish Your Quinoa Card
£2.95
A funny update on a mum and dad favourite: "There'll be no pudding until you finish your dinner!" But, this being the age of millennials, we've made it all about...
The Best Things In Life Are Gluten-Free Card
£2.95
They say the best things in life are free, but for some people, the best things in life are gluten-free. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs,...
Were You Born In A Barn Conversion Card
£0.50 £2.95
A funny card for anyone who, upon leaving a door open, would hear the question: "Were you born in a barn?" An updated card for anyone who has been, or...
You Treat This Place Like An Airbnb Card
£0.50 £2.95
As part of our Millennial Wisdom range, we've updated the age-old parental complaint to "You treat this place like an Airbnb". Ideal as a birthday card or new home card...
I Hope You Like Dead Mice Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I Know You Like Me Really Father's Day Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny father's day card from the cat.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled brown...
I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I'll Scratch Your Entire Fucking House Up Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Just Save Me The Box Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Knocking It On The Floor Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Licking My Bum Birthday Card From The Cat
£0.50 £2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Present In The Litter Tray Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel. Card and...
So Fuck You Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Sorry For Ruining Everything You Own Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic...
Touch My Belly And You Die Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic...
You're A Crazy Cat Lady But You're My Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Flatpack Anniversary Card
£2.95
If your relationship can survive assembling flatpack furniture, it can survive anything. A funny anniversary card or Valentine's card for a dedicated Ikea fan. This modern, romantic anniversary card is part of...
Steam Bowl Get Well Soon Card
£2.95
Everyone knows a bowl of hot water and an old towel can cure any ailment.This illustrated get well soon card is part of our Grid range of heartfelt cards for...
Happy New Home Card
£2.95
Wish your friends a Happy New Home with this funny housewarming card. A new home means lots of exciting things - the main one being endless trips to Ikea! This...
90 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 90th birthday. The wording says: 90 Years Old You must be sick of birthday cake by now. Part of our Mixed Messages...
80 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 80th birthday. The wording says: 80 Years Old That's a heck of a lot of candles. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
70 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 70th birthday. The wording says: 70 Years Old Your birthday cake is officially a fire hazard. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
60 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 60. The wording says: 60 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 45, ok? Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
50 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 50. A whole half-century! The wording says: 50 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 35, OK? Part of our Mixed Messages range....
40 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 40 (it's ok, we won't tell anyone). The wording says: 40 Years Old It's probably time to start lying about your age. Part...
30 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 30th birthday who also happens to be a serial killer of houseplants. The wording says: 30 Years Old And you still can't keep...
21 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 21. The wording says: 21 Years Old This is a card. It's what we did before Instagram. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card...
18 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 18. The wording says: 18 Years Old It's finally your turn to get the drinks in. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
16 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a 16 year old phone addict (so, every 16 year old). The wording says: 16 Years Old Thanks For Looking Up From Your Phone To Read...
100 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their century. The wording says: 100 Years Old That equals 876,582 episodes of Antiques Roadshow. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
Many Happy Returns... Whatever The Heck That Means card
£2.95
You have to admit it, no-one really knows why we say Many Happy Returns. But we do it anyway. A stylish dark grey birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed...